How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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