Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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