Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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