I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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