You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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