i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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