dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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