There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
And then my night got REAL pukey
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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