You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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