Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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