I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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