I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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