Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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