It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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