there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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