awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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