is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She's the barista slut.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Naked. naked and bneed help.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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