You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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