I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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