i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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