Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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