Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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