i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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