that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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