Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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