This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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