Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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