So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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