I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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