i think my mom watched the whole time
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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