the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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