hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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