I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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