Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Bring me that man meat
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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