that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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