I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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