Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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