what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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