I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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