I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i think i have two assholes
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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