I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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