Porn is love you can see.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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