Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I smell like Dick and happiness
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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