Ambien. No doubt about it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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