Sorry, I don't speak sober.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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