Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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