This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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