Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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