I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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