New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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